Finished piece for my design 1 class :)


cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs








I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 






everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban


come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds




i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much


Took a picture of a man and daughter at a coffee shop to show them what they would look like in 10 years

This is really adorable. It could go both ways. The man and the daughter sitting outside are the older versions, and the ones inside are the younger version. This is just so adorable. 





GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach.In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.
I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.

After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.

Oh damn this really IS important!When I was 10 I was at a friends party with my parents and the people had a pool in the back. All the kids were in it as was I. Well I wasn’t really good at swimming at the time, and I was kind of swimming at the edge of the deep end and the shallow end where it drops off. I was going under and looking at the deep end, then coming up. Just playing around by myself.
Well a boy on a tube happened to float above me while I was under the water, and when I went to go up I bumped into him and it knocked me off into the deep end. I pushed myself up again by my toes but i could only just get my face above the water enough to take in a quick breath before going back under. And what was worse I was JUST OUT OF REACH of the stupid wall! I kept going up and down and up and down, until FINALLY, someone noticed me struggling to get to the edge. 
They reached down in and pulled me out of the water and called for my parents. I barely remember being pulled out of the water by that time. They said i was dazed and distant. I probably was starting to pass out due to the lack of oxygen and only getting quick bursts of air. Plus my heart had been pounding and using up all the oxygen I was getting. 
People who can’t swim, DON’T FLAIL. they SINK. They CAN’T SWIM so that means they are unable to keep themselves above the water!! 
Be watchfull over people, EXPECIALLY CHILDREN. Because their height can affect this extremely. 
It’s the scariest shit ever and no one can tell me other wise, it’s probably why I got my fear of the ocean. And all you can think about is (if your surrounded by people at least) Is why can’t anyone see I’m struggling!


The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

*gets down on my knees* mr iwata just hear me out
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Commission lines/wip!I recently finished watching all the episodes and became a big fan of this series ❤ It’s also the very first show where I have not even once skipped the intro song.


I blame a recent litterbot post for causing me to search for Gravity Falls theme mixs.


Finafuckingly finished the hair pulling, usedupshiver <3

Oh my…….Oh my…
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